"The cat is out of the bag" is the 11th episode of Odd Taxi audio drama series.
Synopsis[]
While deciding what to have for sushi, Shiho Ichimura and Yuki Mitsuya discuss their secrets. As usual, Satoshi Nagashima listens in on their conversation.
Characters[]
Transcription[]
| 話 |
The cat is out of the bag | |
| 長嶋 |
皆さん、こんばんは。 | |
| 今回は想像通りというか、あのアイドルの続きですね。 | ||
| 最後ちょっとヒヤッとするんですけど、なんかね、 | ||
| なんだろ、ちょっと最初から全部聞き返してみて、 | ||
| 考えをまとめてみたいと思います。 | ||
| それではどうぞ。 | ||
| （ガチャ） | ||
| 三矢 |
ねえ市村さん、今日のお昼お寿司だよ！ | |
| 市村 |
え、なんで！？ | |
| 三矢 |
すごーい…おいしそ～。 | |
| 市村 |
え～お寿司食べた～い、お腹すいた～。 | |
| 三矢 |
ねえ、市村さんどれ食べたい？ | |
| 市村 |
うーん、私はハマチ食べたいなあ。 | |
| 三矢 |
私も。 | |
| 市村 |
え？ | |
| 三矢 |
私もハマチ食べたい。 | |
| 市村 |
これはジャンケンだな。 | |
| 三矢 |
いいよ？ | |
| 市村 |
いくよ？ | |
| 三矢 |
せーの… | |
| 市村 & 三矢 |
最初はグー、じゃんけんポイ！ | |
| 三矢 |
（笑）やったー！ハマチもらい～！ | |
| 市村 |
ハマチ食べたかった…！ | |
| サーモン食べよっと。 | ||
| 三矢 |
うんうん、サーモン食べな。 | |
| 市村 |
おいしい。 | |
| 三矢 |
おいし？ | |
| 市村 |
うん。 | |
| 三矢 |
（笑） | |
| 市村 |
あのさ、三矢さん。 | |
| 三矢 |
ん？ どうしたの？ | |
| 市村 |
前にさ、秘密教えあいっこゲームしたじゃん。 | |
| 三矢 |
うん。 | |
| 市村 |
あれさ、よく考えてみたんだ。 | |
| うまく言えないんだけど、なんか怖くなって。 | ||
| 三矢 |
どうゆうこと？ | |
| 市村 |
二階堂さん、やっぱり、なんか怖くない？ | |
| 三矢 |
ある意味怖いけどさ。 | |
| 市村 |
だからさ、 | |
| 私たちだけでもあの時何書いたか教え合わない？ | ||
| 三矢 |
でもそれって、 | |
| 市村さんに秘密を握られるってことでしょ？ ガチ秘密だもん。 | ||
| 市村 |
お互い様だよ。 | |
| 三矢 |
市村さんのが大した事無かったら、私損じゃん。 | |
| 市村 |
そっか。確かに。 | |
| …あ、分かった。こうしよう？ | ||
| あの時ひとつずつ嘘書いたじゃん？ | ||
| それだけ発表するのはどう？ | ||
| 三矢 |
ああ、それならいいかも。 | |
| 市村 |
ホント？ 私はね、「線香」。 | |
| 三矢 |
うわ、ヤバイやつじゃん。 | |
| 不思議ちゃんの。 | ||
| 市村 |
だって嘘が思いつかなかったんだもん。 | |
| 三矢さんは？ | ||
| 三矢 |
私は、「結婚している」。 | |
| 市村 |
ちょっと待って、怖い！ | |
| 三矢 |
どうした？ | |
| 市村 |
だって、あとヤバイの二つあるよ！？ | |
| 三矢 |
なんだっけ？ | |
| 市村 |
「人を殺した」と「死体を捨てた」。 | |
| 三矢 |
何がヤバイの？ いや、ヤバイけど。 | |
| 市村 |
だって、嘘はあと一つしか無いんだよ…？ | |
| 三矢 |
ホントだ…。じゃあ二階堂さんの、 | |
| どっちかが完全に本当ってことだ。 | ||
| 市村 |
どうしよう。 | |
| 三矢 |
これは二人の秘密にしよう？ | |
| 市村 |
そうだね。怖すぎる。 | |
| 三矢 |
うん。結果的に、二人で秘密を分け合う形になったね。 | |
| 市村 |
うん。仲良くしてね？ 三矢さん。 | |
| 三矢 |
もちろん！ | |
| （着信音） | ||
| 三矢 |
あ、ごめん。お母さんから。 | |
| （出る） | ||
| 三矢 |
もしもし？ | |
| うん。どしたん？ | ||
| え？ 大丈夫や。 | ||
| うん。 | ||
| え？ | ||
| ほんとに？ | ||
| それ本当に私の声やった？ | ||
| 間違いねえ？ | ||
| え…。盗聴っちこと？ | ||
| そのネットのURL送れる？ | ||
| うん。分かった。 | ||
| 気ぃ付けるけん。 | ||
| うん、大丈夫。それは気ぃ付けてるけん。 | ||
| うん。ありがとう。 | ||
| じゃあ。 | ||
| はい。 | ||
| （ブツっ） |
| Story |
The cat is out of the bag | |
| Nagashima |
Good evening, everyone. | |
| I don't think this will come as a surprise but, yes, it's a continuation of that idol group. | ||
| There's something kind of...off about the end bit, though. | ||
| Just... how should I put it... | ||
| I think I'm going to compile my thoughts after listening again from the beginning. | ||
| Well then, without further ado. | ||
| (Click) | ||
| Mitsuya |
Ichimura-san! | |
| Ichimura |
Did you know we're having sushi for lunch today?! | |
| Mitsuya |
Really?! I wonder why. | |
| Ichimura |
Wow… Can't wait to dig in, I'm starving! (Looks delicious!) | |
| Mitsuya |
Which piece do you want, Ichimura-san? | |
| Ichimura |
Hmm, the hamachi would be nice. (Hamachi is Japanese amberjack, or yellowtail) | |
| Mitsuya |
Same. | |
| Ichimura |
Eh? | |
| Mitsuya |
I also want the hamachi. | |
| Ichimura |
Sounds like it's roshambo time then. | |
| Mitsuya |
Fine by me. | |
| Ichimura |
Ready? | |
| Mitsuya |
Go! | |
| Ichimura & Mitsuya |
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! | |
| Mitsuya |
Yay! The hamachi is mine! | |
| Ichimura |
Damn, I really wanted it... | |
| Guess I'll have the salmon... | ||
| Mitsuya |
Yeah, eat the salmon. | |
| Ichimura |
Yummy. | |
| Mitsuya |
Is it good? | |
| Ichimura |
Mmn~ | |
| Mitsuya |
(laughs) | |
| Ichimura |
By the way, Mitsuya-san... | |
| Mitsuya |
Hm? What's up? | |
| Ichimura |
You remember when we played that game where we shared our secrets? | |
| Mitsuya |
Yeah. | |
| Ichimura |
I've been thinking about it a lot since then... | |
| I can't explain it very well but... I've become kinda freaked out. | ||
| Mitsuya |
In what way? | |
| Ichimura |
I mean... like, don't you think Nikaido-san is... kinda scary? | |
| Mitsuya |
In a way, I do. | |
| Ichimura |
Right! | |
| So, even if it's just between us, let's confess what we wrote down. | ||
| Mitsuya |
But that'd mean you'd find out my secret... | |
| It was a hardcore one too. | ||
| Ichimura |
We'd both be in the same boat. | |
| Mitsuya |
Yeah but I'd be at a disadvantage if yours wasn't as serious as mine... | |
| Ichimura |
I see. That's a fair point. | |
| Oh, I know! How about this: | ||
| |
We each wrote down a single lie, right? | |
| What if we just admitted that one instead? | ||
| Mitsuya |
Oh, that might be okay then. | |
| Ichimura |
For real? Mine was "incense sticks". | |
| Mitsuya |
Oof... the crazy one. | |
| Why so mysterious? | ||
| Ichimura |
I couldn't think of a lie for the life of me okay! | |
| What about you? | ||
| Mitsuya |
I wrote "I'm married". | |
| Ichimura |
Wait a minute... that's scary! | |
| Mitsuya |
Why? | |
| Ichimura |
Because there were two other crazy ones! | |
| Mitsuya |
Refresh my memory? | |
| Ichimura |
"I killed somebody" and "I dumped a dead body". | |
| Mitsuya |
What's so crazy about that? No, I mean, it is crazy, but... | |
| Ichimura |
Because... there's only one lie left between those two... | |
| Mitsuya |
You're right… That means Nikaido-san… | |
| …was telling the truth about one of them. | ||
| Ichimura |
Oh dear… | |
| Mitsuya |
Let's make this our little secret, okay? | |
| Ichimura |
Good idea. It's too scary. | |
| Mitsuya |
Yeah. Although in the end the two of us are still sharing a secret... | |
| Ichimura |
Yeah… Let's stay on good terms, okay? | |
| Mitsuya |
Of course! | |
| (Ringtone) | ||
| Mitsuya |
Sorry, gotta grab this. It's my mom. | |
| (Mitsuya leaves the room) | ||
| Mitsuya |
(Mitsuya begins speaking in a regional Kyushu accent) Hello? | |
| Yup. What's goin' on? | ||
| Eh? Errythin's fine. | ||
| Yup. | ||
| Eh? | ||
| For real? | ||
| Ya sure it was my voice? | ||
| No mistake? | ||
| Yup… A wiretap, huh… | ||
| Can ya send me the link to that site? | ||
| Yup. Got it. | ||
| I'll be careful. | ||
| No worries, I'll be careful 'bout that. | ||
| Yup. Thanks. | ||
| See ya. | ||
| 'Kay. | ||
| (Snap) |
English Sub Video[]
Two Truths and a Lie (Spoilers)[]
This section tracks the reveal of the big truth, small truth, and lie of Mystery Kiss' members, continued from Audio Drama 2.5. It contains spoilers up to episode 13. Expand to read.
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