Odokawa's Humming (小戸川の鼻唄, Odokawa no Hanauta) is the 4th episode of Odd Taxi audio drama series.
Synopsis[]
Satoshi Nagashima is frustrated that the wiretapped pen is stuck in Odokawa's taxi, who drives around in Tokyo while talking to himself.
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Transcription[]
| 話 |
小戸川の鼻唄 | |
| 長嶋 |
皆さんこんばんは。 | |
| ええ、最悪なことが起こりました。 | ||
| 結論から言うと、発信機がタクシーの車内に置き忘れられているという状態です。 | ||
| ですので今回は、タクシー運転手のおっさんの独り言です。 | ||
| ただひたすらに。 | ||
| 何もすることがない人、もしくは作業用。なんだろう。 | ||
| 爪切る時とかのBGMとしてお楽しみください。 | ||
| あまりにもこれが続くようだと、私、直接取りに行こうかと思っています。 | ||
| 運転手がどこの誰とか調べればすぐ分かりますから。 | ||
| それではどうぞ。 | ||
| 小戸川 |
六本木、めっちゃ空いてんな、今日。 | |
| 今日も働いたなあ、おっ、牛丼食べたい。 | ||
| 昨日魚だったからなあ。 | ||
| 昨日はブリの。ブリの、あの、焼いた。 | ||
| すげぇ。前のナンバー６６６６だ。 | ||
| … | ||
| まっすぐ行けば芝公園。 | ||
| ああ、天気いいなあ。 | ||
| タクシーどこも不景気だなあ。 | ||
| 今日は何食べよっかなあ。 | ||
| おっ、チョコレートソースがけとかふざけんなよ、からあげでいいんだよ。 | ||
| 今日は牛丼かな、やっぱ。 | ||
| 「やまびこ」行ってもいいけど。オウッ！自転車あぶなっ。 | ||
| … | ||
| 1000円から始める資産運用。 | ||
| 関係ねぇ、俺には。 | ||
| … | ||
| この時間歩いてる人、何の用なんだろう。 | ||
| 牛乳買って帰ろ。 | ||
| … | ||
| ここの信号。うわっ、すげぇ長いトラック来た。内輪差すごい。青だ。 | ||
| … | ||
| ♪芝公園で♪ | ||
| ♪あなたと二人♪ | ||
| ♪弁当持って♪ | ||
| … | ||
| こうやって車から見る東京タワー。綺麗だな、やっぱ。 | ||
| そびえ立ってんなあ、見事なまでに。 | ||
| 外寒そう。 | ||
| … | ||
| ダーツ、ビリヤード。 | ||
| 楽しいのか？ | ||
| おっ、なんだあれ、喧嘩してる。 | ||
| 新幹線のあの座席の通路側に付いた持つところみたいな後頭部した人がなんか怒ってた。 | ||
| お、オポッサムだ、あれ。 | ||
| … | ||
| ひたすらまっすぐ。 | ||
| 法定速度40キロ。 | ||
| この辺は静かだなあ。 | ||
| … | ||
| 工事ばっかり。 | ||
| おっ、と青だ。 | ||
| … | ||
| でかっ、東京タワー。 | ||
| 信号があってよかったなあ。 | ||
| 信号がなかったら走りっぱなしだもんなあ。 | ||
| 何より信号がなかったら危ないしなあ。 | ||
| うねった道も真っ直ぐ行きまーす。 | ||
| 青だ。ここ道なりに行くと。 | ||
| 東京タワーの麓。 | ||
| ここで右折、あっ、うん、右折。 | ||
| … | ||
| ジョギングしてるおばちゃんめっちゃ元気だなあ。 | ||
| … | ||
| トラックがいっぱい止まってる。 | ||
| … | ||
| ♪札の辻まで♪ | ||
| ♪あなたと二人♪ | ||
| ♪弁当持って♪ |
| Story |
Odokawa's Humming | |
| Nagashima |
Good evening, everyone. | |
| I regret to inform you that the worst-case scenario has transpired. | ||
| The long and short of it is... the transmitter appears to have been left behind in a taxi. | ||
| That being the case, this time it's just a middle-aged taxi driver talking to himself. | ||
| He's quite gung-ho about it too. | ||
| Err. Dear people who have nothing better to do, or are slaving away at work. Whatever. | ||
| Please enjoy this as a backing track whilst you cut your nails, or something. | ||
| If this goes on for much longer, I'm considering directly retrieving it myself. | ||
| You can easily figure out the driver's identity if you put your mind to it. | ||
| Well then, without further ado. | ||
| Odokawa |
Roppongi ...sure is deserted today. | |
| Busy shift again today..., Oh! Suddenly craving a beef bowl... | ||
| Maybe since I had fish yesterday. | ||
| Yeah, it was...uh, amberjack. Grilled amberjack. | ||
| Amazing! That license plate number was 66-66. | ||
| … | ||
| Shiba Park...up straight ahead. | ||
| (Shiba Park is a popular date spot due to its proximity to Tokyo Tower) | ||
| Sure is nice weather today... | ||
| Taxis sure are facing hard times everywhere... | ||
| What do I wanna eat today... | ||
| Oh. Chocolate sauce as a topping!? Spare me! Fried chicken is perfectly fine on its own. | ||
| Yeah... gonna have a beef bowl today. | ||
| Going to the Yamabiko is also a good option- Crap, where'd that bicycle come from! | ||
| … | ||
| "Asset management starting from 1000 yen (~$10)." | ||
| Yeah... won't be needing that. | ||
| … | ||
| Wonder what kinda business the people walking around at this hour are up to. | ||
| Gonna grab some milk and head home. | ||
| … | ||
| This traffic light here...Wow... that sure is a super long truck…The turning radius on that thing is amazing. Green light. | ||
| … | ||
| ♪ Sitting in Shiba Park | ||
| ♪ Just the two of us | ||
| ♪ Having a (bento) picnic | ||
| … | ||
| Tokyo Tower really is stunning when you see from the car like this. | ||
| Sure lives up to its name... a sight to behold. | ||
| Looks chilly outside. | ||
| … | ||
| Darts, pool,… | ||
| Are those fun? | ||
| Ooh, what's that? Looks like a fight. | ||
| The guy whose head, from behind, resembled those handhold knobs they have on the top of the Shinkansen seats seemed kinda pissed off. | ||
| Oh. Who was that opossum? | ||
| … | ||
| Full steam ahead... | ||
| The speed limit is 40 km/h. | ||
| This area sure is quiet... | ||
| … | ||
| Nothing but construction work. | ||
| Oh, it turned green. | ||
| … | ||
| Tokyo Tower! Up close and personal! | ||
| Good thing there's a traffic light there. | ||
| Otherwise, you'd just keep on driving through. | ||
| More like, it'd be dangerous if there wasn't a traffic light... | ||
| Going straight down this winding road. | ||
| Green light. If you go along the road here... | ||
| ...you'll reach the base of Tokyo Tower. | ||
| Turn right here... ah, yeah, right turn it is. | ||
| … | ||
| That jogging granny sure has some pep in her step... | ||
| … | ||
| Check out that truck line up. | ||
| … | ||
| ♪ Waiting at Fudanotsuji | ||
| (Fudanotsuji is an intersection from which you can prominently see Tokyo Tower) | ||
| ♪ Just the two of us | ||
| ♪ Having a (bento) picnic |
