One Man Show (ワンマンショー, Wan Man Shou) is the 9th episode of Odd Taxi audio drama series. The background track is Swagger Humble (feat. 仙人掌) by Mr.Pug, Senninsho, with PUNPEE as composer.
Synopsis[]
Satoshi Nagashima eavesdropped on Yano ad-libbing while contemplating getting something eat.
Characters[]
Transcription[]
Japanese transcript by Today's Yunko.
| 話 |
ワンマンショー | |
| 長嶋 |
みなさんこんばんは。 | |
| 今回の音声に関してはもう訳分かんないです。 | ||
| ところどころ物騒なワードは聞こえて来ますけど、多分何てことないでしょう。 | ||
| それではどうぞ。 | ||
| ヤノ |
練馬の女子高生一体 | |
| どこ行ったの実際 | ||
| 柿花にも逃げられたし midnight | ||
| 俺らのやったことまるで意味ない | ||
| 腹が減ってきたなそろそろ | ||
| こんなとこで食いたかねぇけど Yeah | ||
| 時刻は午前6時 | ||
| 考えられる選択肢 | ||
| 結局んとこコンビニ | ||
| あなたとコンビにって俺と関口 | ||
| huh？関口はドブさんにやられ | ||
| 動けないってそれ本気？ | ||
| Uber 何とかのやり方分からないよ | ||
| 何度か試みようとしたが | ||
| クレジットカード持ってないんだ | ||
| 信頼できる手下 | ||
| いるけどこの場所内緒でした | ||
| っていやちょっと待って | ||
| それ信頼できないってことだろ？ | ||
| この野郎、恥かかせやがってことごとく | ||
| 俺は結局孤独 | ||
| 何だそうまぁいいや | ||
| 俺は路上に生える野草 | ||
| こんな自分嫌いじゃないし | ||
| まるで魔術を繰り出す呪い師 | ||
| とか言ってたってお腹いっぱいにならないし | ||
| 俺が買いに行くとかマジないし | ||
| こんな時間に徘徊してたら | ||
| 職質されちゃうのかなぁ？ | ||
| 翌日新聞に載ったりしたら洒落にならない | ||
| だってさ、破ってるんだもん法律、とか | ||
| こうやってビートに乗ってると | ||
| お腹いっぱいに | ||
| いやならないならない | ||
| やっぱりお腹は減るんだなぁ | ||
| ってなったらやっぱりさぁ | ||
| 俺が買いに行くしかないのかなぁ？ | ||
| 本当ならもう帰宅して | ||
| パジャマに着替えて寝る支度して | ||
| あらゆる考え事から離脱して | ||
| 希釈した秘薬で味覚を麻痺させて | ||
| あの映画スターの遺作を字幕付で嗜むのになぁ | ||
| 同時多発的に起きた困難 | ||
| ノックダウンされた関口を | ||
| 置いて帰るなんて上意下達 | ||
| それじゃトップダウン | ||
| まるでワンマン経営 | ||
| そうじゃねえだろ俺たちはいつだって | ||
| ワンパンK.O.ボトムアップ | ||
| 現場で下から唾吐くんだ | ||
| このボトルキャップのように捨てられた命 | ||
| 拾ってくれたのはボスだったろ？ | ||
| 本牧埠頭で寝転んで | ||
| 俺達はいつも上を見てた | ||
| 問答無用で偉くなるって | ||
| 見上げた星流れて消えた | ||
| 殴られて育った幼少期 | ||
| 地獄から這い上がるさま想像し | ||
| 裸足に引っ掛けたゴム草履 | ||
| 握ったペンを包丁に持ち替えて思考遮る | ||
| 夜の海に吠えた負け犬 | ||
| 俺達以外はみなフェイク | ||
| 俺からやり直す家系図 | ||
| そう俺達はファミリー | ||
| 寂しいなんてもう言わせない | ||
| promise everything | ||
| 今ここで全て約束見せてやる | ||
| てっぺんからの景色 | ||
| 何を隠そう俺がラスボス | ||
| あ、そうそう 今思い出したよ関口 | ||
| これが何か分かるかお前に | ||
| ミステリーキッスのマネージャー | ||
| 山本が持ってたボールペン | ||
| 5億円なみに価値があるボールペン | ||
| 所持してるだけで幸福へ | ||
| 何て胡散臭え my man | ||
| 何もかもが総崩れ | ||
| 巣窟で空腹の生殺し | ||
| やっぱ返しとくわ山本に | ||
| とか言ったところで | ||
| やっぱお腹は減ってきたなぁ | ||
| 関口ぃ～ |
| Story |
One Man Show | |
| Nagashima |
Good evening everyone. | |
| This time though, I don't understand what he's saying. | ||
| I can hear some dangerous words here and there, but maybe they mean nothing. | ||
| Well then, here you go. | ||
| Yano |
Where on earth is that Nerima high school girl? | |
| Where did she actually go? | ||
| Kakihana also ran away at midnight | ||
| As if what we did was meaningless | ||
| It's time to fill my stomach | ||
| Though I don't want to eat at this kind of place Yeah | ||
| It's 6:00 am | ||
| Possible options | ||
| After all, go to a konbini | ||
| A combination with you, Sekiguchi and me | ||
| (It's a pun on FamilyMart's slogan) | ||
| Huh? Is it serious that | ||
| Sekiguchi can't move because of Dobu-san? | ||
| Uber, I don't know how to use it | ||
| I tried several times | ||
| but I don't have a credit card | ||
| There are trustworthy henchmen but | ||
| This place was a secret | ||
| I mean, wait a minute | ||
| You can't trust them with this stuff, right? | ||
| This bastard. I'm completely humiliated | ||
| I'm on my own after all | ||
| I get it. Forget about it. | ||
| I'm like wild grass that grows on the street | ||
| Don't hate myself like this | ||
| Like a master of curses unleashing his sorcery | ||
| Saying things like that, doesn't fill my belly | ||
| Can't be serious that I have to go shopping. | ||
| When loitering around at this time, | ||
| am I really fit to be employed? | ||
| It won't be funny when they put it in the newspaper next day | ||
| Because y'know, it's like breaking the law, | ||
| When I'm in the flow like this, | ||
| Filling my belly | ||
| that doesn't happen at all. | ||
| Honestly, I'm getting hungry | ||
| Welll, I guess I knew it already | ||
| I have to go shopping, is that the only option left? | ||
| If that's the case, I might just go home already, | ||
| get into my pajamas, go to bed, | ||
| free myself from any thoughts, | ||
| paralyze my taste buds with diluted secret medicine, | ||
| and enjoy that actor's last movie with subtitles. | ||
| Difficulties that happened at the same time | ||
| Leave the knocked-down Sekiguchi and go home | ||
| What a command from the top | ||
| That's top down allright | ||
| It's like a one-man management | ||
| That's not right, after all we've always done | ||
| one-hit KO. Bottoms up. | ||
| Vomiting saliva from below the site | ||
| Life discarded like this bottle cap | ||
| Was it the boss who picked him up? | ||
| Lying down at Honmoku Pier | ||
| We were always looking up | ||
| "Become great by not asking questions" | ||
| The stars we looked up to flowed away and disappeared | ||
| A childhood with beatings and rearing | ||
| Imagine climbing up from hell | ||
| Barefooted hanging onto rubber sandals | ||
| Turn the pen you hold into a kitchen knife to block out your thoughts | ||
| The underdogs barking at the sea at night | ||
| Everyone except us is fake | ||
| A family tree that start over with me | ||
| Yes, we are family | ||
| I won't let you say you're lonely anymore | ||
| I promise you everything | ||
| I'll show you all the promises here and now | ||
| The view from the top | ||
| What else do I have to hide? I'm the last boss | ||
| Oh Sekiguchi, I just remembered | ||
| Do you know what this is? | ||
| Mystery Kiss' manager | ||
| Yamamoto had the same ballpoint pen | ||
| A ballpoint pen worth half a billion yen | ||
| Towards good fortune by holding onto it | ||
| How suspicious, my man | ||
| Everything may be collapsing | ||
| I'm halfdead of hunger in my hideout | ||
| Honestly, I should give it back to Yamamoto | ||
| By the way, when I said that | ||
| I keep getting hungrier | ||
| Sekiguchi~ |